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Enjoi. And remember…dirty laundry keeps women busy…….. jk……….but seriously it does
Hiya everybody!!! It’s Saturday night/morning and I’m at work right now. 1:52 am to be exact. So if you are having a bad day just think about that for a second and you will feel better. Another thing that might make you feel better is that PillowTalk will resume very shortly. Basically we have to wait for the one-speed pedaling, messenger bag wearing, mustache flowing, decked-out-in-flannel radio station management to get their shit together before we can start using the studio again. I think they should have it ready soon though, and if not we’ll just have to break in and do the show ourselves.
There is a surprise for all of you. I could probably write it out here seeing how no one is actually going to read this, but that would defy the purpose of a surprise huh… Oh well. We have a new INTRO!!!! I’m sure Jose is still going to do his thing too, but we have a guy who is kind of into pimping out our show. So a quick write out (you can’t shout out on a blog) to Baron Cannon for helping us out with that. We CANNOT WAIT to do the show and we know neither can you!
Hey guys and gals,
My physical went well I’m assuming. I haven’t heard back and I submitted my blood test too – therefore it’s safe to assume no swine flu. Now the only sickness I do have is the homesickness of PillowTalk. My heart aches to be on the very limited airwaves with everyone… I want to share and play with each and every one of you. Maybe we can all do arts and crafts, listen to a little music, and maybe even have a snack if there’s enough time! There are so many options!
Luckily, the PillowTalk hosts will be reunited shortly. I am the last one missing from the puzzle, and I should be back on Friday assuming that I am not delayed or anything (knock on wood). If all goes well, you will be hearing our angelic voices Sunday night on a crisp, new, freshly-pressed episode of PillowTalk.
Cheerio,
Andreas
I am not going to lie… I am kind of nervous. Why you may ask, “Andreas, what do you have to be nervous about?” Well I’ll tell you dear fan; I have a doctors appointment tomorrow. I am talking about a physical check up. But wait a second. I mean its not just any kind of physical checkup, my doctor that I have had for over a decade is now no longer my doctor. It’s discrimination I tell you. I am basically not allowed to go see my old doctor anymore because I can’t fit into the little kiddy chairs in the waiting room anymore. That’s right, I can’t fit in them and I am too OLD! Apparently since hes a pediatrician and specializes in little kids once you turn 18 you have to move on. I am not ready for that. Well he let it slide while I was 19, and that’s only because I begged him. But now I have no choice. I mean Doc referred me to a very esteemed colleague and all. But I am still worried. I’m nervous. Scared.
Will I trust this new guy? I mean he is going to poke and probe me and everyone knows theres the no-no area check. Am I ready for that? I dont know the guy. At least my old doctor has known me since I was little. I am not sure what to think right now. I am sure you guys are all out there praying for me… Thanks for that. I guess we’ll just have to see what happens. Sometimes its hard carrying all this weight, I’m just lucky that I am so brave.
Ha Ha Ha Fuck that shit, Fuck that shit! I’m just playing, but I’ll let you know how it goes. One thing I am kind of worried about is that I didn’t necessarily fill out the questionarre with the utmost honesty. I mean I’m not about to tell them about my meth addiction.
All I am going to say right now is that that question was answered by someone who committed identity fraud. AKA I see that you answered it for me Nic. But to answer your question, not exactly. If I want to really feel like a mage warrior, I suit up in different attire on Sunday morning. That’s right. LARP. (Ok not really) But I do see people LARPing in the park after i come home from paintball… Hilarious. For anyone who hasn’t experienced this phenomenon or watched Role Models, then you should know that LARP stands for Live Action Role Play. Not the kind you are thinking, ask Gustavson about that. This one is more along the lines of people dressing up in armor and hitting each other with foam swords. Once again, the other kind of sword fight would be Gustavson’s territory. But as we all know, our fans are too smart to fall for these amateur tricks set up by Nic. That’s why they love me, and hate you.
Also sorry bout the lack of posts, its Nic’s fault. And maybe Jose’s for asking that ridiculous question. Prick.
Hey Yo,
Dis is Wendell Gustafson. I’ve been chillin at the shore the past few months, you know… checkin out all the duudes. But im back at BC now. I see that these dudes have made a pillowtalk blog… facking douche bags… Wendell don’t play that shit. Wendell is hardcore to the floor and will not be bloggin.
But let me tell ya, Wendell has had the summer of a fackin lifetime dode’. Everyday, waking up up on the beach, well technically on the beach, but in reality I was just passing out face down in the sand after a long night of roofy-in myself trying to see if anybody would take me home and have their way with me…. so far no success, but yea…. Im Wendell fackin’ Gustafson
Andreas,
Do you feel like a Mage Warrior of sorts when you play with your fake guns? Why or why not?
Yours Truly,
The Immigrant
Thanks to Andreas for “outting” me to to general public about my middle name, I guess we use the blog to tell each others secrets now. Why, I’m so upset I could cast a spell on you. Alas, I cannot. Maybe you can teach me how to cast spells you mage book reading mother f***er.
Anyways, before I loose my cool…
You know I have noticed something that all three of us have in common. All of our home planets are all slightly behind the curve. But you know, that’s fine, that just makes us that much cooler for slightly fitting into normal society. Like for example, I should a gold star for every time I don’t put BBQ sauce on a food, it doesn”t happen too often, but when it does its a miracle. Andreas should a a gold star every time he doesn’t blast a mofo with his paintball gun for smudging his Pumas and Jose should get a medal every time he turns a light switch on because, for both of them, its hard, but somehow they manage to do it every time.
Wrapping up, there are two types of people in this world; people who like Miracle Whip, and then there are “the less intelligent” or morons
I lied and I don’t want to talk about it. We lost in our semifinal round and now im just tired and upset. Talking about it will just make me more upset. And by the way I have never seen so many people smoking before a physical activity except for maybe in Europe. Damnit. Today sucked.
So I’m doing my this weekend, which is, I’m playing in a West Coast Paintball Circuit tournament. So what does that mean. It means that I get to shoot people all day, play a sport full of adrenaline, and hear more about the upcoming UFC match tonight then I would ever want to.
I just wanted say that Sacramento is like its own country. I mean only some people I know from BC can attest to this but basicallly I spent a night at my friends house, his brother showed me all his guns (really shiny ones!), him and his brother played this UFC game on Xbox, and then we watched a movie. The next day I went to play in the tournament in which I made the semis for tomorrow. So tomorrow I will conclude and tell you all about it so you can have a glimpse of the good life in the 916.
P.S. Yo Nic they sell SRH everywhere now because the stores don’t just sell the Tapout, Skin and other MMA brands anymore. They have completely consolidated into motocross, skate, and 916 trashiness superstores. Hells yea.
